Rey and Kylo Ren are siblings? Cousins? Rey is actually Obi Wan’s grand daughter? Kylo Ren is actually a Light Side spy infiltrating the Dark Side to kill Snoke? Jar Jar Binks is actually a Sith Lord??
I’ve read a lot of theories and given it a lot of thought, and I think I’ve finally got it right:
Firstly, let me remind you that Star Wars is set “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….”, meaning it happens in space, right? Well, who has domain over all of space and has been there since the beginning? THE GREEN LANTERN CORPS.
Is it just a big coincidence that Kylo Ren sounds a lot like “Kyle Rayner”? Kylo Ren must be Kyle Rayner’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. Maybe two more greats.
It’s no coincidence also, that Kylo Ren’s lightsabre is red, since Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released around Christmas time, and red is the Christmas opposite of the colour green.
Have you ever wondered how lightsabres work? Well, they work a lot like Green Lantern’s ring. It’s blatantly clear that this technology is connected. The more you think about it the more it makes sense.
Well how come all lightsabres aren’t green then? This definitely provides some of the foundation for the prophecy foretold in the Blackest Night story arc, where the war between the Green Lantern Corps and the Sinestro Corps results in multiple Corps’ that cover the whole spectrum. Wow, this is amazing.
However, this theory does make you wonder why the Green Lantern Corps didn’t police the whole Empire vs Rebellion thing, and also didn’t intervene when the First Order started making Deathstars again. Perhaps it was because they knew that Kylo Ren’s lineage (ie, Anakin Skywalker’s lineage) would result with the birth of Kyle Rayner, the greatest Green Lantern ever, so they needed to let things run their course. Remember, Midichlorians run high in this family, and Kyle Rayner did achieve godhood as ION. Incredible!
What about Rey then? Well, is it just a coincidence that Green Lantern, in his big screen debut, was played by Ryan REYnolds? Reynolds is also going to play Deadpool, so there’s just a bit of breaking the fourth wall happening. This is obviously an important connection.
If you’re still in disbelief, just look at this picture: White male with black hair (GL lookin’ pretty emo here too):
Given all this, we have to conclude that Disney is trying to acquire DC so that it can have all comics under its belt. Maybe then we’ll get some decent DC movies.